I’m sorry all our conversations seemed to somehow involve or relate to sexual issues,
But that’s the way it is.
I’m not as innocent as I look,And I won’t pretend to be…
But I know the fine line between saying it and doing it.

It seems to me that people (particularly males),
Humsapness is at all-time high at the age of 17-18.
Well, at least for one that I know (I tend to stereotype).
Let’s not name drop,His initials are LVX…hahaha.

Case study 1:
He misheard PINEAPPLE as “my nipple” when everyone else registered “my apple”…(Premi, work on your pronunciation!)

Case study 2:
LVX: Pohlian (My official name), I tell you a joke.
Me: Tell.
LVX: People say, “The vagina of a virgin is like a flower that’s blossoming; for those who did it too often, we just call it a bull-dog eating mayonnaise.” (WTF…I slap you!...So disgusting)

Case study 3:
***Out of ordinary in LAN class***
LVX: Pohlian, I c u like small 1…(Pointin at my bottle, those from 7-11).
Me: WTF, den Sonya liks big-headed 1 la! (Sonya was using the Pepsi Football edition with bulges).
Sonya: Ei! Den Ylaine liks rectangular 1 ah?...(Ylaine’s was somehow angled and has lots of rectangulars)
LVX: Yalo, Hsien Leng liks hard 1…(Steel bottle wey~…Hsien Leng is a guy)(Everyone was quite hyped up until Ylaine laughed so hard at something she couldn’t speak. That’s when she pointed out to Su Ee’s bottle on the floor…WAHAHAHA!...It was those 1-Litre HUGE plastic bottle in pink *Know which type right?...Now laugh*…By then, everyone was laughing so badly, Su Ee is the most innocent girl you can find in the universe…)

Great.
Now I can never look at Su Ee’s bottle or her at the same way.
Thank God she doesn’t have a friendster account.
How on earth does one’s bottle portrays what type she/he prefers.
How can you compare the vagina to a bull-dog?
Don’t bite also…and won’t gravitate until like that right…(So scary meh?)
Go tell a girl la…
Would your bull-dog like some mayonnaise?Sure die.


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