I shall share my philosophies of romance with you guys.
I ain’t that shallow…

Philosophy 1:
I don’t believe in love at first sight.
If it’s true, it’ll only happen between shoes and I.
And nobody wants to be compared to shoes,
Especially at the rate girls change them.

Philosophy 2:
I realize there’s no point setting criteria for what I want in a guy.
More often than not “Mr. Right” turns out to be everything but right.
Eventually, I believe that my pre-set criteria will be altered to suit my Mr. Right in the end.

Philosophy 3:
Problems are the side effect of romance.
If there’s no problems in a relationship,
Both parties are simply too ignorant.
Because when you love someone,
You tend to over look matters and get jealous easily.
We don’t find faults with other people because we don’t give it a damn!

Philosophy 4:
Have a separate life.
Yeah, we are together but still need to live our own life.
It’s the separation that creates the sense of longing.
And the mysterious separated lifestyle is what keeps us sexy.

Philosophy 5:
Act when you need to.
Someone once told me best friends know how to act when they need to.
It applies in relationship.
At down times, perhaps the best way to help him get over it is to pretend that you don’t know anything.
He probably doesn’t want to talk about it nor does he want the embarrassment to spread.
Save his male ego by pretending.
It ain’t that hard being ignorant once in a while.

Philosophy 6:
Praise each other once in a while.
Be it her nice smell, her beautiful eyes, his firm hands…
Say something nice to each other.
It shows appreciation and how much you love each other.
(Ok, so I programmed my classmates to say I’m pretty and sexy…I admit lo…)

In conclusion…
Whatever you watched in movies isn’t necessarily correct.
If you want to live in denial and think that love is all beautiful.
Wish you all the best and you might need supplies of anti-depressant la.


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