Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Gem cutter.
I didn’t answer few hundred questions to find out that my ideal job involves:
- wearing some freaky one-sided magnifying lenses
- isolating myself to a small table in a dark corner
- dealing with earth minerals
- ending up with pet cockroaches

Mine wasn’t that bad.
Ylaine scored for farming technology (High-tech farmer…)
Sonya’s was hilarious…Minister of Religion….(HAHAHA)
Worse of all, “NURSE” was at the top of LVX’s list…(Apocalypse)
***For those who didn’t manage to catch the one on LVX, he’s lame and verbally, not to mention mentally perverted. Nothing can get worse when a person misheard “Pineapple” as “My nipple”…How he ended up with nursing, I don’t have the slightest idea, but it just ain’t right. Curses.***

I find comfort in all that.
At least I don’t deal with organic matters = faeces.
Generally, men find nurses very sexy...we all know why.
Somehow, I don’t find bathing old people with gravitated genitals or manually assisting those with poor bowel movement…appealing.
Really, you don’t just measure the temperature and jab people okay?
You must agree with me on this.
We’d expect the jabbing nurses to at least force a grin and assure us that it doesn’t hurt while using the sterile wipes.
Instead, all we get is some mid-age woman with a bitter face tapping on the flesh and telling us that it’s painless AFTER the jab.
"Not pain wan la!"

I am very interested in petroleum engineering (As suggested by Voon Sien).
It’s all I ever wanted: [Chemistry + Physics – Specialist Math]
Might be stationed at an oilrig in the middle of the ocean.
Sun + Sea = Big Fun
But having a few hundreds of sex-deprived workers (Ranking doesn’t really matter)…
A big gamble, isn’t it.
You can run/drive if you’re working on mainland.
The only means of escaping in the middle of the sea it either you have a flock of sea-gulls as pets or make good friends with the swimming penguins.
Creepy.


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