Brought up by a group of people in the library who don’t understand the definition of “Silence, please”.

Nikki: Why aborigine women can milk their children while cooking?
**Silence**
Cause they’re cooking the children?
“Because their breasts so long until can flip over the shoulder. The children feed behind, they cook in front la!”…I SWEAR with my pillow it’s true.

Patric: Got anot oh…how?
Ylaine: Bcos dey don’t wear bra ma! Effect of gravity. Old ppl oso lidat 1!
Hsien: How u noe?
Ylaine: (Laughs) Coz 1 time I TER-open the toilet door n I TER-nampak my grandmother bathin…

***Now that reminds me back when I was 13, I played hide-and-seek and a similar incident happened. Just that I managed to shut the door before my grandmother noticed.***

Sonya: Gravity alone so power meh?
Ylaine: Cos dey do the dance ma. Jump jump jump, the breasts oso fling fling fling…Lama-lama lidat la!
Nikki: No wonder the old ppl don dance anymor ler…
Sonya: No energy?...but I tot dey r very healthy, multiply so much…(Yala, nothing else to do there so they tend to…alot)
Nikki: Nola, dey did so much dancing confirm the breast super long. Fling summor hit the own face. Pain ah.
Patric: Den u don say can use for self defense!
Ylaine: Hahaha, the bad ppl come right, sway the breasts oni…Piak Piak…confirm die.
Nikki: Den dey can float well in water oso lo…
Patric: Hahaha, sit Superstar Virgo den oni c 2 breasts floating, no face or body 1.
Nikki: No wonder dey can survive without technology. Breasts alone enuff ady.
Patric: Emergency rescue, lik Rapunzel.

Jo and Hsien were laughing so hard they couldn’t speak anymore. It was then that we noticed there was a camera right on top of our heads. Amazing how entertaining a conversation can be ain’t it. It happened right before our LAN paper. LAN subjects are the studies of origins and serve no purpose besides giving you an idea that the people last time enjoy fighting and that by killing you can be a hero, too.


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